Nigga Fuck Your Couch

something someone says to someone else when they are mad at them.

nigga fuck your couch

by daggel May 30, 2006

Couch

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.

"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"

by Krystin Wagner December 28, 2007

couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

caught the tater

verb. unwillingly getting caught in an illegal act and or being arrested.

perp: where u at?

eazy: caught the tater bruh ; driving home last night with a brewty in my hand and a bluntsky and the boys rolled up behind me. caught the tater...

by brupty March 14, 2010

Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014

Couch

A lazy person.

Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.

by Ze Braddlesnake February 4, 2010