Turd in a punch bowl

This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!

Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".

by Ray Sissome February 2, 2021

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The Tecmo Super Bowl

When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.

Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."

by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007

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