zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.

"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"

by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina

That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.

Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.

by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022