Ball Muck

A substance that accumulates in tight underwear usually in the summertime from not bathing or changing your underwear for several days. Resembling expired cottage cheese and smelling just as curdled.

I haven't showered in a week and my boxer briefs are full of ball muck.

by Nate-the Great December 16, 2008

rolled balls

Did alot of ecstasy and had this best trip ever.

Man I rolled balls at EDC this weekend.

by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013

prison ball

This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.

I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball

by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009

balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

by durak night August 7, 2010

9 ball

Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.

Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019

water ball

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.

I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022

Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

by hey people October 16, 2012