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Song of Angry Men

The driving force behind a movement based is a sense of unified outrage. Often largely unorganized and chaotic because there is little to no moderation. As opposed to other types of movements, this type can be done by people with a wide variety of ideas on how to solve the problem.
Person 1: “Man, I’m not against these protests but they’re getting g pretty destructive. I wish they’d decide to tone it down a little”
Person 2: “They can’t really decide to stop because each person is following The Song of Angry Men in a different way”
by Melonboii January 26, 2022
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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.
1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...
by Cruned November 29, 2022
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12 Angry Men

(WARNING: SPOILERS)

A black-and-white film from the 1950's where a jury decides whether or not to put a kid to death for murdering his own father. The 12 men aren't actually angry, but quite a few of them do eventually get pretty pissed as all but one of them agrees that the defendant is guilty.

However, the stubborn juror who refuses to say "guilty" slowly but surely gets the other eleven jurors to either A) Make them question themselves and each other, causing many reasonable doubts to arise, or B) Get them to admit personal bias against the defendant. Ultimately, the defendant is found not guilty and his life is saved - all because of one man who believed in him.
How do you get 12 Angry Men?

Put them in a small, stuffy room in the middle of July, and tell them that they can't leave until they all agree on an issue; make sure to include at least one person who stubbornly disagrees.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2022
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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Reverse Angry Dragon

A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.
Is she still breathing? I think that Reverse Angry Dragon might have killed her, bro!
by MilesLong August 1, 2022
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