Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

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Incest and crack

Alabama =crack incest trucks racism

by Big daddy facts October 30, 2020

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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

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OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!

Alabama is overrated!!!

by Dfrdffffff October 10, 2020

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The only place where your sister, wife and cousin are the same person

Son: “Dad why is my Aunt and Mom the same person?”
Dad: “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”

by GhostlyDucky October 19, 2020

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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

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