Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011

Alabama Abracadabra

When a woman gets pregnant when there is really now way she "should" have been able to... ie, she was obviously cheating.

This seems like something that would happen more in Alabama than in other areas.

- When a woman's husband comes home from a year overseas to find his wife 6 months pregnant! That's the Alabaman Abracadabra!
- When a white woman with a white husband has a clearly black or latino child. AKA, The Jerry Springer...That's the Alabama Abracadabra!

by alabama_abracadabra March 12, 2011

Alabama hot pocket

When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.

With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!

by Nico Shuler April 13, 2017

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

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by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

Let's go to Alabama

The use of when a sibling wanting to have sexual intercourse with another sibling or relative.

G: "Hey, let's go to Alabama"
B: "HELL YEAH!!"

by ZephyrAmity May 1, 2019

Alabama Threeway

Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.

"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"

by BJ and the Bear May 25, 2012