Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot
by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 23, 2021
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Gypo Jones

The head pikey of all pikey's. Not to be messed with knows karate, the instructor taught him and his ugly mother.
Guy 1: Hey I wouldn't mess with dude he's a real Gypo Jones.
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
by Look Right February 03, 2018
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bubba jones

A cute sexy guy that every body loves.
I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.
by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017
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Bubba Jones

A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.
Bubba Jones is a guy that you don't take home to mom and dad.
by IceQueen0714 January 08, 2018
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Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
by Msmith17192 January 23, 2019
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doobie jones

The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
8 wish that i was like doobie jones
by Big dick badit December 18, 2018
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