fuck my pizza

to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)

(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"

(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"

"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"

by apocope February 19, 2010

Stuff Crust Pizza

When you find a woman with crust around her crouch,pour marinara onto a males penis, and stuff her. Making a Stuff Crust Pizza.

Phil was feeling hungry so he called out to his wife, heated up some marinara,started to chip the crust away, and made a Stuff Crust Pizza.

by T¥co April 25, 2010

pizza tower: scoutdigo

my favourite pizza tower modem

guy 1:"pizza tower: scoutdigo is my favourite pizza tower modem"
guy 1 again:"i am playing as the goise, unused character in the final game"

by MortTheChickenForThePS1 May 24, 2023

asian pizza guy

dino's asian pizza guy, delivers free cans of coke at 3am for sex.

asian pizza guy: would you like some asian in you?

by Matilda Nine April 2, 2009

pizza pocket pussy

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 23, 2010

Krusty Krab Pizza

The "Krusty Krab Pizza" is a term used to reference a sexual position in which the receiving party is in the crab walk position during intercourse and both members are consuming a slice of pizza.

Dude, you gotta try giving her the Krusty Krab Pizza!

by Unimo May 18, 2019