The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand

Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus

by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

dick skinning

when you forget the lube and you still have anal sex, when you finish and pull out and realize you have skinned your dick raw!

I forgot to lube up before ass banging that broad last night, I forgot how bad dick skinning hurt!

by booker t washington April 13, 2014

Dick Wick

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds

I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 December 18, 2018

shadow dick

ONLY use this if ur a depressed emo teen that wants to disappear. If u say it and ur not then ur emophobic 🤷 ♀️

i don’t know how to use this in a sentence sorry. u just say “shadow dick”

by milfanddilflover123 February 23, 2021