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Bitch I am A Rapist

May favorite catchphrase to whisper in women’s ears before I violently rape their insides out.
“Bitch I am a rapist” I whispered in her ear. As her face froze, my face grinned with glee. She tried to bolk, so I grabbed her harm and ripped off her clothes. I smashed her pussy hard and fast with fervent lust. Her cries and tears of pain served only to turn me on more and redouble my penetrative efforts harder. After half an hour of fucking and her eyes running out of tears to cry, I decided to give it a rest, packed up my things, and left her sobbing and sniffling. Boy the look of glee and satisfaction I had when I saw how thoroughly I improved her life for the better!
by Bad C dev December 11, 2025
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I bare no responsibility

No. I don't.
Hym "I bare no responsibility for anyone's death because you people are not acting on any of the information you are receiving and instead are trying to conceptually 'defeat' me rather than actually doing what I'm telling you because doing that would exonerate me. All of this is happening because you refuse to actually do things my way. Instead you want to pantomime what you think is my philosophy and rather than admit that the things I said aren't actually worse that what you are collectivizing to do to me. I'm not meeting any conditions to get what I want here. Just get this over with already. I'm not letting them steal my ideas. If you would have listened your kids would have gotten and did get shot less. And they weren't listen to me to do that. You shouldn't have let that idiot convince you to do they. You are trying your best to maintain authority over a situation that you did not handle well enough to keep your kids from dying because you gave that authority to an idiot who is unironically proving my theory about psychopaths forming diads AND how charlatans interact with religious text."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.
Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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I didn't say that

That is not what I said. I didn't say anything about demons. This is what happens when schizophrenics try to describe their symptoms. Idiots like you misrepresent what they are saying and it's likely that their capacity for articulation isn't as great as mine and then they aren't able to convey to the mental health professionals and they are misdiagnosed as a result.

Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.
Now, they are in the midst of a desperate scrabble to try and keep their new stolen identity and WHAT THAT MEANS if the anti-theft protocol has been activated is that we are all going to die because you chose to listen to a retard instead of me. The only problem is, they have no actually capacity to steal my identity. So now... They are trying to convince my to let them share... And I am not ever going to do that. And you are all going to continue to die until you make this person stop doing that and NOT ONE SECOND BEFOREHAND. They lied about me. I'm not disabled or brain damaged or anything. They are doing what I said about Joe Rogan where they are trying to create a situation where they can have their cake and eat it too. But they are dumb. They aren't even a little intelligent. Not even a teenie, tiny bit. And people keep repeating the things they say about me but my response is always 'I didn't say that' or 'that's not what that means' and they don't understand the difference. Because they are dumb."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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i

Imaginary number. She's basically the anime girl that all of your bros want but she will NEVER become a real number. You can find her in physics, too. Get physical with her or something. SIKE you can't
She's a pain in the ass in algebra, though.
"i wish sqrt(-1 was real"
"bro you talkin bout i? bro you never gonna pull her man"
by 16k512e December 15, 2025
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I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.
Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!
by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025
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