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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Shit

Basically a adjective to add with life. Or just poop. AKA shit.

life is shit

by Dog on the dictionary! October 22, 2022

Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

Insulted little piece of shit

When someone pulls your pants down and then you act like a bitch.

Jo: * pulls pants down *
Jerome: Ouuuuu ween wuar dat?
Guilherme: hahaahahahaha heen ass een Insulted little piece of shit

by Peugeot driver March 25, 2024

Piss of shit

You know those people who are so futile talking about shit they don't know about? Someone who isn't even deserving of the term "piece of shit"?(considering that good shit brings pleasure) But what really stinks is urinating while shitting.

The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.

- man the Weeknd gives off such 80s vibes

-YOU PISS OF SHIT, do you even understand music???

by Ashfa A. Oprah September 10, 2022

Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight

c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down

by Shit haul March 2, 2015

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016