Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

I

in the sky…
I have flew…
Up so high…
Beautiful beyond anything I ever knew…
Crashing down…
I have done that too…

Ideas I have created…
That made me so elated…
Numbers I have chased…
Here and there…

Here…
Figured out once again

that was merely my imagination in high gear…
Seeing him I did…
Simultaneously,
Numbers moving everywhere here…

When your heart screams…
Anything you would/ will do…
To believe …
That it is your he…
Yep…
100% guilty would be me.

That doesn’t change my love for he…
As I will always love him with my everything….

This will always be true…
4u

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 29, 2024

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023

I remembert

When you not “I forgor 💀”

Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

by Remembert man July 27, 2021

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020