Dick

Sum you’ll never have.

Me: ayy kenndi.
Her: yurrr!
Me: you ain’t going to never get some sick dick.
Her: damn

by Kaydgdk May 7, 2022

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount

Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022

Big dick energy

Penis that Stephanie is scared of .
…I love her x

Stephanie is afraid of KSIs BDE BIG DICK ENERGY

by Davidfr January 15, 2023

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013

surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024