Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”

by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

Strum my filthies

To jerk off

Be right back, gonna go strum my filthies.

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018

My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa June 7, 2018

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018