Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

national grab your gf thighs day

The Day of grabbing your woman thighs

national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs

by Plaguey September 8, 2022

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.

Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day

by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

Click here to change your handle

When your on Urban Dictionary and feel the need to change your username whether it be annoyance, it growing old, people making fun of it, wanting to spice it up or many other reasons.

Guy: I think I don't like BigFatChunkyHairyBalls as my username anymore considering all of my family is seeing my definitions
*Opens up handle.save.php on Urban dictionary*
*Clicks Click here to change your handle8
Guy: How about I change it to supaman?
Guy: Oh, it's taken
Guy: How about 342942340240234?
Guy: Yippee

by q1z September 13, 2022