Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.

Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."

by TurnThePage May 17, 2010

dylon williams

a homo; a gangsta motha fucka; looks like Sr. Mateo Hoffman; is with shelbie, who is a person with nice nails

A.K.A. Deezy

Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?

Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?

Guy: Yeah, that kid.

Dude: Yeah, I know him.

by Mateo Hoffman March 4, 2008

William Cornfangle

The act of placing a jar of one's own semen on the top shelf of a cabinet so that children think it is mayonaisse, then right when it falls down the cabinet onto the childs head, getting an old woman to vomit on the child's armpit.

I gave my kid a William Cornfangle last night for spilling orange juice.

by mikey steel July 6, 2008

William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

William Henry Mason

A world class wrestler, this guy will give you the chills. He's not the tallest, but boy oh boy does he make up for it in other areas!

Girl 1- Have you met William Henry Mason?
Girl 2- Yeah he was okay.
Girl 1- Oh, he must not have introduced you to Big Will.

by georgey1357 February 2, 2013

shaggy williams

To perform a rimjob on someone with an excessively hairy asscrack.

Jennifer: Last night's experimentation was not nearly as enjoyable as I'd been hoped.
Penelope: Why not? You're usually excited about trying new things in bed.
Jennifer: Yeah, but what I thought was going to be a normal rimjob ended up being a straight-up shaggy Williams. It was like rimming Bigfoot.

by HoneydewGlow May 8, 2014