Wet Mexican

Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.

Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican

by Browtf69 September 28, 2017

Wet Grab

When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.

"I'll never see you again."

"It's fine, there there."

(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.

by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

wet style

when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.

Becky: Jen, his wang was so big that we had to do it wet style.

by WetStylee December 29, 2017

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021