Ugly as Life

A term typically used to describe a very, very ugly person. People always say it at my school. There is usually a lot of emphasis on the "Life" part, so you say it like "Ugly as LIIIFE!!!!"

Dude that girl is UGLY AS LIFE!!!!

by Bluestrike February 13, 2010

Unbearable Life

A drinking game. Every time you remember you're alive, you take a drink.

Fletcher: I don't think I did well on this last test, and I have three tests next week on the same day. Fuck my life.

Tyler: Might as well play Unbearable Life until you forget about it!

by FabbyFuBz January 14, 2011

the surreal life

"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."

VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.

Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

salty life

A life that touches others for their good. It adds flavor and preserves for the best in life

Salt can not provide taste or preserve without touch. One life touching an other for their good is salty life.

by missiologist January 27, 2014

dongle life

where one accepts defeat and conforms to the social constructs established by the corporate machine

yeah man, not about that dongle life

by citizen_4.2 November 23, 2018

Life Stories

When someone gives an excuse about why they are sucking ect. For example when someone gets owned on a game and cant execpt defeat.

Tim: "Damn, you only killed me cause i got serious lag."

Ian: "I dont want your life stories"

by Sam Robinson February 17, 2004

penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

by gnostic1 January 3, 2011