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Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
Pasty Smashing by newquay08 October 20, 2008
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Sasha is a sweet and beautiful girl. She is super smart and is probably them the most gorgeous girl ever although she would disagree. She is a great friend and is really fun to hang out with. She loves to dance although she rarely does it in public. She has a good voice & plays lots of instruments. She loves animals & cares deeply about her friends and family. She can get emotional at times when she is treated rudely or unfairly. You'll most likely find her writing or doodling in her notebook or singin quietest to herself. Also, you could see her at the mall running around like a lunatic with her best friends.
"Boy she's beautiful. She must be a Sasha."
Sasha by glisteningstar February 4, 2018
Sasha

Sasha is a free spirit. She's the girl one could easily fall in love with if not careful. She has one crazy, defining feature that everyone knows her by. She's the nicest person you'll ever meet Sasha never gets mad unless she has a reason. She always remembers that everyone has a story and everyone has gone through something that has changed them. Sasha is a dreamer, she's Passionate and fierce and never gives up. She's is social a social butterfly, however she keeps her secrets hidden away and tries to focus on happiness, she won't bring them up unless you ask. She's the girl who goes above and beyond for people, even when they do nothing in return, however, she doesn't chase love, affection, or attention, she knows if it's not given freely by another person it is not worth having. She loves making people feel happy and she'll love you for who you are but she tries not to fall in love, she'll distance herself from someone if she finds herself in such a predicament, if you have a Sasha hold on to her and if she falls in love don't let her slip away. She loves to dance although you'll rarely see her do so, her Hippie way of life is inspiring and encouraging. There isn't someone more passionate about life than Sasha.
Person1: What should we do today?
Person 2: Lets lay in the grass and count every beautiful thing we see.
Person 1: You're such a Sasha.
Sasha by stuffandmorestuff June 1, 2014

smashley 

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
smashley by bromole September 9, 2008
A beautiful girl who has changed my life, I love her so much!!!
Also the mustard on my turkey sandwich!:)
Friend: Hey is that sashia?
Me: No thats the mustard on my turkey sandwich!
sashia by a-hole McPants fall down October 28, 2009
That guy is a total Sashen.
sashen by Machaven February 2, 2018

smashworthy 

Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.
"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."

"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"
smashworthy by Smashworthy April 21, 2009