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Shark Gills

A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.

Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.
Have you seen the GapeLord. The Shark Gills are strong with this one.
by MaxStiffman69 December 17, 2022
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
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Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021
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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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Shark

You know damn well what a shark is. You searched urban dictionary on urban dictionary because you're bored.
"Shark" is not a god damn sex act. "Sucking a dick." Is a sex act, go get out there and do some sex acts instead of looking at urban dictionary.
by Surrenderthecat April 23, 2023
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