A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.
Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*
by Snifflypig April 1, 2021
Get the Sharkmug. A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Get the Plastic sharkmug. A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.
Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup
Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.
Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup
Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.
"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."
by sylvainIce March 3, 2014
Get the Shark Bilemug. A (as of writing this) 20+yo notorious for dating minors, bullying minors in the furry fandom into making art for him or using their OC's for his fetish art and defending a Pedophile for a fursuit on Instagram
by OllyollyOxiclean February 22, 2023
Get the Akula The Tiger Sharkmug. When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
by cream_corn July 23, 2019
Get the Shark attackmug. Ex. “it’s shark season, i’m single and ready to be a shark”
Ex. “Where the fish at imma shark and i’m hungry”
Ex. Rayden Caudill
Ex. “Where the fish at imma shark and i’m hungry”
Ex. Rayden Caudill
by anonymous April 19, 2025
Get the Sharkmug. by Mikrov April 5, 2023
Get the Sharkingmug.