politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

politically defective salad by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Dicker down salad 

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

Dicker down salad by Ryngor October 16, 2018

tossed salad 

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

tossed salad by Nate June 19, 2003

Brooklyn Steak Salad 

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!

Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!

Brooklyn Steak Salad by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

Toss Your Salad 

The "REAL" meaning comes from JAIL...When you get (CENSORED) in the (CENSORED) by another guy ....
Then you H4wk3r and Joe_Hard it out ...

"As SH*t GEe , I'm ganna add Dressing when I Toss YOur Salad tonight !! "

Toss Your Salad by Louis B September 30, 2005

chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick

that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad

chopped salad by sir nuts-a-lot March 9, 2008

Egg Salad 

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

Egg Salad by MilliHAX October 16, 2009