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sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

MS Paint IDE 

A piece of software used for programming where it takes images made in MS Paint and uses a program to magically convert them to code. Previously just a meme, it's now used by amateur and professional programmers alike. Its competitors are Intellij IDE, Banner IDE, NetBeans, and BlueJ.
Programmer1: Hey dude, you hear Micro$oft discontinued MS Paint?
Programmer2: Will MS Paint IDE still work??
Programmer1: I don't fucking know, probably not
Programmer2: Gah fuck what the hell am I going to program in?!?!1!!?1!one?!?!1!
MS Paint IDE by RubbaBoy July 3, 2018

shaft paint

Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio
Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!
shaft paint by 1974raidersonja September 14, 2018

Puppy paint 

Originally from the Famous Youtuber Moriah Elizebeth. it was actually originated from “Puffy Paint” but her viewers pointed out it sounded like “Puppy Paint”, then it became a word on her channel.
She’s using some Puppy Paint.

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
dead window painting by austinhaws October 18, 2008

Going Full Pint

When doing something in the best possible way, not cutting any corners.
Man A: "Bro, I'm on the boss level - Look at the size of it"
Man B: "Come on Bro, you can do it!"
Man A: "You know! I'm going full pint!"

- OR -

Man A: "Look what just walked in, I have to speak to her"
Man B: "Okay Bro but if you're gonna' go, be going full pint"
Going Full Pint by Ternal September 17, 2010