Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving

Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006

dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango January 8, 2008

Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose

holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out

by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009

nose diarrhoea

1. Nose mucus in its thick & runny form - (indicative of colds & flu)

Note : dissimilar to 'Nasal Incontinence' where one simply has a viscousless runny nose

"Ha-choo!!.. Aww.. Man! I got nose diarrhoea all over my textbook!"

by penot January 11, 2009