skunk beer

A piss poor quality beer that tastes like shit

John reached for the Pabst Blue ribbon not realizing it was skunk beer

by Redrockmen September 15, 2016

beer legs

an alcoholic

Lets get beer legs up off the ground, he's plastered.

by essaymgcee November 4, 2013

Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.

CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.

by armytim114 December 28, 2013

beer wall

a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.

Jesse can't make it to work today because his beer wall collapsed on him.

by Jesse Stacey March 27, 2007

Beer Dick

When a man has not showered and dick tastes like beer.

Bryce did not shower and now has a beer dick.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Beer Palsy

A temporary disorder most commonly linked to the after affects of drinking large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include involuntary control of the hands, body, and on rare occasions, head (most often defined as shakes).

Not sure you want me to finish that tattoo today, have the beer palsy something fierce.

by Hightower and Rockhard February 28, 2012

Beer Fail

V.: The act of spilling a beer or multiple beers at a party

N.: a person that has repeatedly dropped/spilled multiple beers in the same area within 5-10 minuets per beer

Doug epically beer failed all over the carpet in our dorm room

by N&J Productions October 22, 2008