when a guy masturbates
by Brandi February 07, 2003
A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.
by gangbang bate July 22, 2003
masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
by IMMMA MAN May 06, 2010
by injuredadri October 05, 2006
by bop[ April 30, 2021
1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.
A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.
I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.
by The Man February 01, 2005