Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving

Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006

dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango January 8, 2008

Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose

holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out

by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008

Penny Nose

Someone who refuses to spend money on anything other than necessities.

"Stop being a Penny Nose and lets go to the movies"

by Mucho Machado February 18, 2009

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009