Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022

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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

by Damian W November 17, 2016

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Math

The coolest thing that everyone hates.

According to Mr. Incredible, it's math.

I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

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Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 18, 2017

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