by melissuhann August 11, 2020
Get the John Oliver mug.A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.
We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.
by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009
Get the John Cena mug.Peace activist, Former Beatle, Greatest Song-writer to walk the Earth. Wrote songs such as imagine give peace a chance, God, ect. An enemy of Richard Nixon for singing about love, Life, Peace and not about death and killing and corruption. A Utopianist.
"Imagine All the people living life in Peace"
"Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man"
"All we are saying Is give peace a chance"
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John Lennon
"Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man"
"All we are saying Is give peace a chance"
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John Lennon
by Jacobdead October 21, 2009
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Get the John Holmes mug.A verb with too alternate and opposite meanings, both referring to NFL hall of famer and all-time great, quarterback John Elway.
1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game
2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"
1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game
2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"
1. Man, Jim really John Elway'd Algebra with that A+, I thought he was going to fail for sure.
2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.
2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.
by Reggie Johnson August 2, 2006
Get the John Elway'd mug.Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
by MUSTANG8675309 February 4, 2010
Get the John Dudgeon mug.1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.
by The Steve John August 14, 2009
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