Lil John

A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.

10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

John Cena

A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.

We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.

by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009

John Lennon

Peace activist, Former Beatle, Greatest Song-writer to walk the Earth. Wrote songs such as imagine give peace a chance, God, ect. An enemy of Richard Nixon for singing about love, Life, Peace and not about death and killing and corruption. A Utopianist.

"Imagine All the people living life in Peace"
"Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man"
"All we are saying Is give peace a chance"

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John Lennon

by Jacobdead October 21, 2009

John Holmes

When something is deemed "Long & Hard".

I sure had a "John Holmes" day today!

by MONDOBEYONDO October 10, 2011

John Elway'd

A verb with too alternate and opposite meanings, both referring to NFL hall of famer and all-time great, quarterback John Elway.

1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game

2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"

1. Man, Jim really John Elway'd Algebra with that A+, I thought he was going to fail for sure.

2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.

by Reggie Johnson August 2, 2006

Steve-John

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

by The Steve John August 14, 2009

John Taylor

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.

I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

by i like explaining people January 29, 2017