roll the bean

An event that takes place yearly at Jellybeans Super Skate Center located in Cary, North Carolina where hundreds of kids come to roll the inside of the skating rink.

Dude, we are going to the roll the bean and TP the whole place!

by JBZZZ August 24, 2006

bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

jelly bean

hott (sexxy) girl

natlie is a jelly bean

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

emo bean

A person who is an emo but denies it and often leads 2 vilolence if you call him an emo

hey holmzy ur an emo bean
Homzy: im fuckin not u cock *hits me*
no need 2 cry bout it u emo
Holmzy: arrr *dead arms me*
Just go slit ur rists

by George melhuish December 6, 2006

Bean Sprout

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

bean juice

After anal sex, a leakage of sperm and poo

i bean juiced all over my sheets after being taken up the arse

by jamie farrell May 13, 2005

Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009