Variation of the irish slang word eejit, generally meaning you are only slightly an idiot. A subtle approach to the insult, generally used on family members when a full insult doesn't feel necessary.

Paddy: I just spilt my drink on the floor

John: Argh! Your a half eejit!

Half eejit by MJA88 April 23, 2009

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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

Half Baked Barry by House of Spoon September 22, 2009

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Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.

In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...

Half Stalking by Sir Flux September 28, 2009

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half lennon

to spill someone else's drink, as a direct consequence of your own action

ben threw a ball and knocked over his Nan's can of V, he didnt think he had "pulled a lennon", but had infact pulled a "half lennon"

half lennon by bob denbers December 10, 2009

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