Glass Banger

A person attending an NHL game that has more money than brains or class.

I missed the Matthews hat trick goal because of some glass banger getting in the way

by Wyatt Winchester October 16, 2023

glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured

Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina

by Scottepants October 22, 2023

glaser

noun
An anal creampie, typically one where the semen seeps out and lingers around the orifice, similar to the coating of a glazed donut.

Nikki saw her boyfriend Todd receive a glaser from another man.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

Glaser

Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.

Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

Glassdrinker

A person that drinks the glass and eats the beer of it.

"That guy is a Glassdrinker"

by marlonus January 11, 2024

Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024