1. A guy or girl who is over 30 at a Junior college. Usually with their mother or father and absolutely no life(only life is in D&D and/or World of Warcraft)Fat guy with glasses or anorexic pale skin tone.
2. Inside Joke. Make people think they are cool....but in reality, they are NOT!
2. Inside Joke. Make people think they are cool....but in reality, they are NOT!
by E & E January 25, 2008
Get the cool kidmug. Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
by rek-cram February 25, 2011
Get the cool story dadmug. by Rebecca Dakai September 18, 2005
Get the double cool with knobsmug. The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015
Get the Cool kid rulesmug. An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.
by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009
Get the Ain't It Cool Newsmug. 1. Overconfident, cocky, sadiddy or conceited.
2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.
3. To be too smart for your own good or too smart by half, meant either literally or ironically.
4. To be in a state in which you think you’re better than anyone else in general.
NOTE: AS AN IDIOM, IT IS SARCASTIC.
2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.
3. To be too smart for your own good or too smart by half, meant either literally or ironically.
4. To be in a state in which you think you’re better than anyone else in general.
NOTE: AS AN IDIOM, IT IS SARCASTIC.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 6, 2008
Get the too cool for schoolmug. Australian vlog on anything just that little bit fucked up.
Episodes of less than 5 minutes come once every monday, wednesday and friday. Mostly filmed in Melbourne, but there are many episodes filmed in other parts of Australia and the world.
Main hosts being Ryder Susman, Kirk Docker and Bassett Dickson.
Episodes of less than 5 minutes come once every monday, wednesday and friday. Mostly filmed in Melbourne, but there are many episodes filmed in other parts of Australia and the world.
Main hosts being Ryder Susman, Kirk Docker and Bassett Dickson.
Newbie: "I learnt how to roll the perfect joint on Monday"
Clueless: "Yeah, how?"
Newbie: "Vive Cool City"
Clueless: "Yeah, how?"
Newbie: "Vive Cool City"
by beautifulyouth November 1, 2009
Get the Vive Cool Citymug.