Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot February 03, 2012
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dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.
I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.
by PDXMike March 06, 2016
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clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!
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clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.
Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?
by Abberdabber February 20, 2016
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Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.
That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.
by Moper69 December 17, 2016
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clam child

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"
by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022
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