couz-bros

When u knock up 2 chics who are sisters and they have boys: your sons are kinda brothers and kinda cousins.

Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...

by Elsavago February 28, 2020

Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.

Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.

by happily.quoted April 29, 2020

Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.

Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.

by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020

Bro rate

A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.

"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.

by rockhammerer October 18, 2012

Bro Lotion

N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.

N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!

by PatJamma November 4, 2012

Bro Pack

A group of bros traveling in a pack just to be seen by all and look cool. Typically sporting bro-tanks, wayfarers, and similar chach-gear. It was originally designed as a weapon to infiltrate the infamous "pack of girls". However, since the metrosexual movement, it has advanced to become a method of garnering attention by displaying bro-machismo.

Look at that bro pack walking by...what a bunch of douchebags.

by alphaomega365 June 29, 2013

Bro Pad

The awesome dorm on the campus of Ohio University where all the hot girls and wannabe bros wanna go. They even have bouncers.

Did you see Tiff dog go into the bro pad last night? Damn those guys are awesome. She's hot as hell!

by O16 January 4, 2012