Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

by hey people October 16, 2012

9 ball

Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.

Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019

Geeking Balls

Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.

Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.

by MrZipp December 17, 2008

spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 8, 2010

prison ball

This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.

I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball

by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009

rolled balls

Did alot of ecstasy and had this best trip ever.

Man I rolled balls at EDC this weekend.

by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013

Freakers Ball

An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.

Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019