William Cornfangle

The act of placing a jar of one's own semen on the top shelf of a cabinet so that children think it is mayonaisse, then right when it falls down the cabinet onto the childs head, getting an old woman to vomit on the child's armpit.

I gave my kid a William Cornfangle last night for spilling orange juice.

by mikey steel July 6, 2008

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William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

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shaggy williams

To perform a rimjob on someone with an excessively hairy asscrack.

Jennifer: Last night's experimentation was not nearly as enjoyable as I'd been hoped.
Penelope: Why not? You're usually excited about trying new things in bed.
Jennifer: Yeah, but what I thought was going to be a normal rimjob ended up being a straight-up shaggy Williams. It was like rimming Bigfoot.

by HoneydewGlow May 8, 2014

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William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014

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william fullerton

He has a heart of gold and is known as the man whore he may not act like he likes you but always will ,loves long chats always texting has a lot of lady friends and a loves a good shag 👉👌

The man whore is William Fullerton

by That lucky girl November 23, 2013

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