AMONG US

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person #1 : among us
person #2 : GERT OUT OF MY GEHAD

by AMONGUS0020220 June 2, 2022

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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

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used tampon

the penis of a fornicator

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist

Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*

by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018

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among us

STOP IT
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US
PLEASE STOP
STOP IT

person 1: "hey have you heard of among us"
person 2: "shut the fuck up"
person 1: "wha-"
person 2: "IM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT AMONG US EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE. STOP IT. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT."

by DBShorts March 10, 2022

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