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Tooligans

The same as hooligans but are employed by a third party to do dirty work.
Man those Cheeseburglers sure were Tooligans
by Yeokel June 26, 2022
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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
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toolbandit

Oh he's a toolbandit (PENIS)
That guy is as much use as as a toolbandit
by Urban w July 6, 2022
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toolbandit

Oh hes a toolbandit (some one who sucks a mans penis )
I wouldn't go to sleep with him in the room once the lights are out i here he's a toolbandit
by Urban w July 6, 2022
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tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis
by Urban w July 8, 2022
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tolly

A wanker who has never felt the touch of a woman, and will die a virgin with no friends.
Stop being such a tolly and touch some grass for once!
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool
Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’
by Blem69 July 22, 2022
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