Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Davy Jackson

Absolute wet wipe, loves to rim 86 year old men

Davy Jackson is a gimp

by Abbbagsvd February 1, 2020

Jackson

A guy with a huge ass cock and will have sex all night

I slept with a Jackson last night

by Hshsofbrirndj February 28, 2024

Jackson

Someone in my class who's hella hot. (I call him dreamyboy) hes tall, handsome and doesn't have a brain.

damn there goes Dreamyboy a.k.a Jackson

by Tileeeeee February 27, 2021

Jackson That

(verb) -To take action, to take responsibility, to take charge, to find solutions, to be humble, to have gratitude, to make it happen, to design, to create, to do.

"Did you close the deal?"
"Jackson That!"

by Ladd19x November 6, 2018

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025