tool

this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up

person 1 : bro why is he walking to us??
person 2 : RUN NIGGA HES CLUTCHING HIS TOOL

by m$l April 19, 2024

Toolbox

A school of hammerhead sharks.

The toolbox of hammerhead sharks stalked his every move.

by S(hr)IMP April 30, 2024

Toolbox

Noun. A dude who is a tool or douche-bag, but also a pussy

Dude, fuck that toolbox! All he does is talk shit but never to anyone’s face!

by shan onyx May 1, 2024

toolmaker

Kier Starmer's father

Kier: My dad was a toolmaker

by SpannerLive June 12, 2024

Toole Sag

Toole sag means Puppy (literal translation : baby dog) mostly used to express love. In the persian language. Sometimes also used to call naughty children. It is not uncommon to hear it from Iranians. Not to be misunderstood as an insult.

I love you toole sag.

by Ifcowscouldfly July 5, 2024

Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025

Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025