The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
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Get the Chris Doherty mug.Chris Crossway is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts. He acted as a retarded gay boy that has a girlfriend named Zinobia, who liked him, buy he was gay so...... Did I mention he is retarded?
Chris Crossway uses "ur face" and " look in the mirror" in 2018. He's so dumb not even fire will come near him. You could say he's FLAME RETARDENT.
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I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after
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