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dad salad

a combination of cum, shit and lube
by gossipgirl1232 April 18, 2017
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Borehamwood Salad

A "salad" of nothing except bacon bits and cheese. It's a reference to the UK town of Borehamwood, whence the name, and points to the fact, the town is inhibited by mostly uncouth and obese people.
I'm going to Morrison's to get my Borehamwood Salad.
by jameshetfield1986 October 5, 2018
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houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012
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Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.
Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!
by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018
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grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.
Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!
by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008
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tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)
A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
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poop salad

cracking an egg on top of a chick's ass crack, waiting until the yoke eclipses the asshole, then poking threw it to start ass fucking
If you want to ass fuck that bitch, but don't have the k-y just give her a poop salad
by ToKewl4U October 15, 2010
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