crack rat

1) Name for the crazy large mutant street rats found in the city, often mistaken for small house cats and seen scurrying around late at night

2) A person acting crazy or stupid, overly goofy, bizarre, or excited, usually used in a humorously pejorative manner, sometimes refers to a state reached from excessive use of caffeine or alcohol. Someone who gets their crackage on. Similar to lunchbox or goofball or crackhead.

Dude, did you see that crack rat? Almost bit off my toe!

You are such a crack rat, why did you take your clothes off in the hallway?!

I am such a crack rat, I sucked down 5 red bulls in an hour.

by ptree March 25, 2008

Sewer Rat

A person who has absolutely no sexual standards and will have sex with anything with a heartbeat.

Did Chief fuck Pencil Anti-Thicc Cunt last night? Of course he did! He’s a Sewer Rat!

by jfc12345 November 26, 2020

The Tubba Rat

When you are engaging in unprotected gay anal sex and a small piece of undigested material such as corn or a peanut gets lodged in your pee hole.

Tubba was on all fours getting his daily ass pounding when his boyfriend suddenly yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck the corn niblet out, but it was a full-on case of the Tubba Rat.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

rat snacks

Its like holey-moley or something. You say it when you get hurt, mad, or excited.

Rat snacks! I just dropped my pencil!!!

Oh, rat snacks i hate you.

I just got taylor swift tickets, RAT SNACKS!!!!!

by ashley and jenna March 25, 2009

ninja rat

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy

dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)

by simon bentley August 29, 2009

Rat Bite

A cruel sexual act where someone inserts their middle finger and thumb into the ass and vagina of another person (female) respectively - and snaps their fingers.

Amanda broke-up with Doug because he gave her a rat bite.

by Jaybird34 April 7, 2009

Net Rat

A net rat is someone who spends all their time on the internet because they have nothing better to do.

"Maddi is such a net rat!"

by Maddi & Ashleigh February 14, 2009