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by danny aunteater January 27, 2004
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Sweater Puppy

A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"
Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!
by AaronS August 21, 2008
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puppy punch

a female response to a male referring to her as boo boo kitty fuck
Scott: whats up my boo boo kitty fuck?
Jolene: wanting you, my puppy punch
by smakkdown October 4, 2007
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Saucy Puppet Show

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"
by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015
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meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
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Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An erotic game played by the children in A. Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
Mary and Lou played Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy in the garden.
by Andi @ Cirrutopia January 13, 2007
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sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses
Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant
by me February 7, 2005
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