poop facial 

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

poop facial by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

poop rape

The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.

Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.

"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"

poop rape by Ronda poooppppp December 30, 2005

poop juice 

Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart

You will have to wash that poop juice outta your pants.

poop juice by Bonzer April 22, 2003

poop is lube 

1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.

2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.

1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"

2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"

poop is lube by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008

Poop Wallet 

A word invented by a man in Green Bay that means being flat broke, which later became part of a jingle for a fictious store for broke people to shop at. "When you've got nothing in your pocket, Poop Wallet."

I can't afford to go to the movies tonight, I have a poop wallet.

Poop Wallet by Flashdzine February 11, 2010

poop rape

When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.

i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.

poop rape by otto outre February 9, 2017

poop dick 

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

poop dick by richard gailey December 28, 2005