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Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's
by D_strikes September 18, 2017
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25 year old

Boring as fuck age and constant regrets from childhood where you actually wanted to be an adult.
Sometimes can be youtubers
Also probably has children or something
by Lego bricks in a forest February 17, 2023
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Old Man bar

A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.
My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.
by vonratt March 19, 2014
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The Old Roger Moore

The Old Roger Moore: Someone who talks a lot of shit and acts tough but never matches it with actions.

(not to be confused with the sexual act of Roger Mooring)
Ex 1: "All you ever do is give it the ol' Roger Moore"

Ex 2: "Look at that prat giving it the old Roger Moore"
by Poison Bananas July 28, 2010
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old man jimmy

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
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old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!
Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha
by Dick42 March 31, 2016
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Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.
by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010
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