Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"

Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.

by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010

Old Man bar

A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.

My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.

by vonratt March 19, 2014

grand old time

It means good time, wonderful time, it's a common US expression. Sometimes it is even more than a good time, it is a great time, with lots of fun and laughter. Another American use of "grand old" for "excellent, outstanding" is a nickname for the Republican political Party, the "Grand Old Party." The abbreviation for this, "GOP," is often used in journalism, especially in newspaper headlines: "GOP Chair Slams Dems" for "Republican Party Chairman Criticizes Democrats Severely." It comes from reference by a Republican orator in the 19th century to his party as "our grand old party."

Silver-Hey, Jack, how was your birthday party last night?

Jack-I thought it was fine. We were having a grand old time until my father came back home.

by 我想到了 July 16, 2014

The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

by MsHahLee August 10, 2014

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

by Ji2m October 10, 2015

old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016